WITCHY WOMXN'S WEEKEND

You had a best friend's basement, a flashlight, and no bedtime. Then you grew up. This is where you get it back.

Witchy Womxn's Weekend is three days of summer-camp chaos for grown women who still believe in magic — bunkbeds, bonfires, tarot at breakfast, a hot tub you never have to leave. No agenda to fix you, no work to do. Just a coven of womxn who get it, a whole weekend, and permission to be a little feral again.

Limited Spaces Available.

YOUR GUIDES

Dani — Host, Priestess & Oracle

Jessi — Chef & Hospitality

Evelyn — Astrology Witch

Facilitators added as confirmed.

THE INVESTMENT

I hear you. You do NOT prefer to share a room...you want a space that's YOURS, you want to snore, to decompress, to fart freely. So...let's get a bigger house and a lot more bedrooms ;)

Private Room: $1,333 w/$33 add-on trip to Caves & Waterfall

A SAMPLE OF WHAT AWAITS

(Every retreat is different — this is a taste, not a script.)

Day One — Arrival
Check-in, settle into your bunk, opening circle, meet your coven.

Day Two — Play
Ritual, workshops, hot tub, spell jars, whatever mischief the day brings.

Day Three — Magic
More of the same, deeper in. Games, readings, a fire, a feast.

Day Four — Departure
Slow morning, goodbye breakfast, hugs that last too long. And a trip to local Caves and/or Waterfall *Parking, fees and packed lunches provided